Hello!

  Um, hi
  Hello!
  ¡Hola!
  Leave me alone!!
  Do you have food?

How are you?

  I've been better
  I was great, until I took this quiz
  I'm lovely!!! It's a lovely day, isn't it?
  Leave me alone

Coke or Pepsi?

  Coke
  Pepsi
  Water
  I don't care

Country or pop?

  Country
  Pop
  What kind of options are those?
  Does taylor swift count as pop or country?
  Both

What does the fox say?

  Ring-ding-ding-ding
  Um, bark
  What are you talking about?
  Not the stupid fox song again??!!!?

Twilight or Harry Potter?

  Potterheads all the way!!!!!
  Twilight!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( I'm sorry, I don't know what twilight fans are called)
  My mother won't let me read either :(
  I hated them both

John Green or Hank Green?

  John!!!!!!!!!!! I love Paper Towns!!!!!!!!!!
  Hank!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love Accio Deathly Hallows!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Both!!!!!!!!!!!! Go nerdfighters!!!!
  Who are these people?
  Why did start taking this quiz?

Do you like Doctor Who?

  Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  No
  Doctor what?

Did you even enjoy taking this quiz?

  Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!
  No
  Not really
  Never ever make a quiz again!!!!!!!!!!!