welcome 2 the test!

  You forgot the capital on "W", and it's "to" not "2"
  I dunt get it
  Hello kind sir.
  'Sup

Doo u laik skool?

  No.
  I despise it
  FIX YOUR GRAMMAR!!!!!!!!!
  It's alright

Changing to good grammar. What do you do in your free time?

  Eat and sleep
  I dunt get it
  Video games
  Read a novel
  Read "Bink goes Boo"

What happens to you at school?

  Nothing, I'm a fly on the wall
  People try to make friends with me
  I get pushed around
  The kids regularly use me as a broom so they can sweep the floor with my face

How is gym class?

  I've never been, I always get a PE excuse not from my mommy that I have to hand in to the gym teacher
  I'm a little out of shape, but I can manage
  YAAAY!! GYM!!!!!! TIME TO PLAY DODGEBALL!!!
  YAAAY!!! GYM!!!! TIME TO PLAY "FACT OR FAKE!"
  I dunt get it

Cheese

  ...burger?
  That's not a question.
  Can we do some trivia?
  yum

What is C sharp?

  ...a pointy weapon?
  A programming language
  A type of battle plan
  A piece of a lizard's anatomy
  I use it all the time!

Minecraft

  Cool
  If it was more scientific I'd play it.
  Boooooo! It's the worst game ever!
  I've never played it, but it looks alright.

No trivia for you!

  Yay!
  :(
  D: NOOO
  GIVE ME TRIVIA OR I'LL SUE!
  I dunt get it