You see food. Food runs. You chase?

  what?
  CHASE IT!!
  Why are you talking like that?
  cake

you grab food. Where do you bite the food?

  Its foot, Its the closest thing
  UHH BRAINS! (head)
  Why would I bite it!?
  cake!

You bite food. Food becomes friend :)

  Yay! Friend!
  eat friend >:)
  ZOMBIE PARTY!!
  You want cake, friend? >^^>
  lets be zombies together :)

You follow your friend. You see a large pack off food. friend starts running!!

  catch up and tell him to stop
  RUN WITH FRIEND!
  hmm? What? Oh, I already ate the food..
  food as in... CAKE???

You eat the large pack of food but one pork chop get away! You now have Friend (ears), fred 1(strength), fred 2 (speed) and bobby(smart... for a zombie). Who chases pork chop?

  ME! I AM LEADER!! (your a little everything)
  Friend. porky wont be able to hide.
  fred 1. Will diffently get him
  fred 2. will catch him!!
  bobby. will corner and catch!
  I shall get him with... CAKE *throws cake*

lets say you don't catch the food and keep going. You walk around until you aren't finding anyone! UGH... then... *you squint* YOU SEE FOOD! THERE IS ABOUT 30 but they... have weird sticks!?

  ATTACK!!
  Hmm... we will just leave them...
  wait till night
  sticks? MUST BE CAKE STICKS!

YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED!? FOOD SHOT AT YOUR FRIEND WITH STICK! Jump in front of the way?

  yeah! BBFS!!
  No. It is not of the Zombie way
  Push bobby in front of the way :P
  I SAVE THEE WITH... CAAAAAAKE!

You make an Zombie army and meet and nice zombie lady. You have kid and soon the world is leaving with zombies :)

  :D
  Is my lady... FABULOUS??
  *nom nom* what? Oh! Sorry! I just ate my kids! Whoops!
  I SHALL NAME MY KIDS "Cake"!!

last queston: whais your life!?

  fabulous, duh *rolls eyes*
  Dare you question me, mortal!?
  LIFE? what life!?
  ca- me: NO! JUST NO!