What is the name of the new Eeveelution?

  Sylveon, duuuhhhhhhhhh!
  Eevee!!! <3
  Leafeon!!!
  Flareon!
  Jolteon.
  Glaceon...
  Vaporeon...?
  Umbreon???
  What are you talking about?

What's the new region called?

  Kaos
  Answer 1 was a bad guy in Skylanders.
  Kalos
  The Wizard of Oz! :D
  A place...somewhere...
  Wut da heck?

Where can I buy Pokeballs?

  @ a PokeMart
  @ a PokeMarket
  @ a Pokemon Center
  @ a Pokemon Gym
  * shrugs * Don't ask me!

What are creepy, fan-made stories about ANYTHING called? (Not irrelevant. There are Pokemon ones!)

  Creepypastas
  Scaryspaghettis
  Weirdlasagnes
  ...........

Which Pokemon lives in the Distortion World?

  Shaymin
  Giratina
  All of the above
  None of the above
  Is the maker of this obsessed with Shaymin or something?
  The answer to answer five is no.
  GALLADE! LOOK AT THE PICTURE!!!

What is unique about the new Pokemon Helioptile?

  It is the only Pokemon to have Normal as a secondary typing.
  It is the only Pokemon to be Normal / Electric type.
  Both of the above
  Helioptile? WHO???
  It's a Gogoat in disguise >:D
  Answer five is stupid.

What types are expected to debut in Gen. VI? Yes, we all know there's a Fairy-type now. But what else could there be?

  Light and Sound
  Rubber and Fabric
  ??? (YES. I BELIEVE ???) and !!!
  Darkness, Sky and Time.
  Answer 4 is just the name of the Mystery Dungeon games.
  Gates, To and Infinity types.
  T_T OBSESSED WITH MYSTERY DUNGEON
  Xerneas type and Yveltal type.

What are the five new Pokemon for Gen. VI?

  Xerneas, Yveltal, Mr.Mime, Jumpy and Lucario
  Luke, Ash, Iris, Cilan and Bianca.
  Genesect, Meloetta, Keldeo, Terrakion and Cobalion
  Xerneas, Yveltal, Gogoat, Sylveon and Helioptile.
  I. DON'T. KNOW!!!!!
  TOGEKISS!!!

What are the names of the characters in Black/White?

  Hilda (girl) / Herbert (boy)
  Whitlea (girl) / Blair (boy)
  White (girl) / Black (boy)
  Dawn (girl) / Lucas (boy)
  ???