Your mom/guardian calls you to come sit down to eat dinner you...

  Run down and start attacking the food
  Ignore your parent/guardian
  Yell back: "I'LL ONLY COME IF THERE ARE MARCHEMELLOES!"
  Da heck dis about (me: your mom)

How much chicken do you eat everyday?

  Well about 5 pounds... but if you add the average eat hour blah blah blah
  1,000 (me: ?)
  MILK?

What's the first thing that pops into your mind after is say "Pikachu"?

  PIKACHUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!
  bananas are good.
  Yellow
  What the pancake? PIkachu is my brother I'd know more than any of you.
  *(^-^)*
  skrillex
  other?

Muffin...

  RAINBOW DASH :D
  PIE ARE THE BEST THING IN DA WORLD NO ONE WILL EAT HIM
  am i wasting my time here?
  + Blueberries

Awkward silence...

  *o*
  (whispering) awkward cow...
  (breaks the silence) PIE PIE PIE PIE PIE!
  Wth did i come here for?

Go jump off a window....

  HECK NO
  OK <3
  I"M NOT STUPID! I WOULD TOTALLY BRING ALL MY TEDDY BEARS TOO!

Do you believe in ghosts ( just answer honestly)?

  NO :|
  Heck yeah i saw one... it was sitting on a rainbow
  DUH.... How do you think Kesha has a bf?
  Banana ones only

Do you like gummybears?

  DUH!!!!!!! THEY MY FAV!!!!!
  yes
  no (me: ur a poop >:O)
  gummybears and nachos make good friends

What is your favorite colour?

  Brown (poop colored please)
  THE RAINBOW :D
  red
  NACHO COLORED CAKES
  other:?

Finally...

  whut?
  Narwhals please
  I'd like some pie in that question
  ? WTP (what the pancake)