1)
What is your age? (Does not affect score)
Below 12
13-19
20-35
36-50
51-65
Over 65
I lost count!
I don't know, I'm IMMORTAL!
2)
Gender? (Does not affect score)
Male
Female
I don't know :D
ALIEN!!!!!
BACON!!!!!!!!
3)
Where do you live? (doesn't affect your mark)
City
Small town
Little village in the middle of nowhere
Little cabin/house/shack in the middle of nowhere
I'm always on the move
STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!!!!!
The moon
4)
5)
What is your intelligence level? (Don't be shy.....)
The zombies are smarter than me!
Below average
Average
Above average
Fairly smart
Genius
Hawking has nothing on me! (me: you liar)
6)
Fitness Level?
So, so low. Curse Mario!
Below average
Average
Above average
Fairly fit, you exercise a lot.
FITNESS OVERLOAD!
Chuck Norris has nothing on me! (lies!)
7)
How strong are you?
See last answer (really low)
Alright, not to bad
Average
Above average
Muscles!!!!
8)
What is your skill level in hand-to-hand combat?
Does playing Street Fighter count?
I can punch stuff
I can street fight
Took a self defense seminar
In martial arts/military training
At least a black belt
9)
Medical skill?
I'm a medic......... on Team Fortress 2! (me: sad :( )
A little
I took a course or two
Nurse
Doctor/ Military Medic
10)
Have you done any weapons training, or have you shoot a gun before?
Call of Duty :)
Once
I hunt/I shoot sometimes
IDPA/ A lot
Military/Police/all the time
11)
What about melee weapons? How good are you with them?
Um........NO!
I play baseball, so I can use a baseball bat
Average
Trained myself
Military/police/ iaido/Kendo
12)
Do you have guns?
Yes, I collect
Yes, I hunt
Yes, 1 or 2 for home defence
No
No, and never will
13)
What about melee?
Yes, but everyday tools
Yes, swords n stuff
Yes, both
No
14)
What would be the primary ranged weapon you would use?
Full auto assault rifle: lets mow them down!
Submachine gun: light and destructive!
Semi-auto/burst assault rifle: be more accurate death!
Sniper: HEADSHOT!
.22 Rifle: light, easily found ammo, deadly at close range!
Shotgun: Bring. It. On!
Bow/Crossbow: Lets go medieval!
Machine gun: Death comes now!
15)
What about you secondary ranged?
Small Shotgun: Firepower!
9mm Glock: bang, bang, CONTINUOUS BANG!
Desert Eagle: Its so big and destructive!
.45 ACP Colt: bigger boom than Glock!
Revolver: Howdy.
Gernade Launcher: EXPLOSION!
Rocket Launcher: BIGGER EXPLOSION!
Throwing knifes/stars: CAUSE I'M NINJA!
Who needs them?
16)
Primary Melee?
Sledgehammer: Whack, splat.
Bat: HOMERUN!
Pipe: KACLONK!
Machete: Slice!
Katana: Shinu! Anata no haka ni modotte!
Medevial sword/Claymore: I HAVE THE POWER!
Chainsaw: VROOM VROOM VROOM! (f**k you, this chainsaw's a car)
Don't need one
17)
Bonus: What did I say for the katana?(only counts if you get it right, no google translate)
Zombies! Die for my Mother!
Die! Slash slash slashety slash cut
Die! Go back to your graves!
Nonsense
18)
Do you want a secondary? Well, here you go! (only do if you think you need one)
Don't need it
Spear/polearm: not exactly a secondary but deadly!
Wakizashi: partner of your katana
Knife: Assassination!
Another katana/other sword: DUAL WELD!
19)
Your kit includes:
food, ammo, electronics
food, medical supplies, cleaning materials for weapons
all of the above in large quanties
CANDY!!
Equal, small amounts of all you need
20)
Who is you team made up of?
Loved ones (untrained)
Loved ones(trained)
Friends (untrained)
Friends (trained)
Both groups(both trained and untrained)
Military/ Police Dudes
21)
Base?
My house
Mall
Supermarket
Gun shop
Warehouse
Rural farm
Fortified building
22)
How do you move around?
Speed Bike
Street Bike
Sports car
Minivan
Bike
Walk
Horse
23)
Do you think you should have an animal companion?
Yes
No
24)
If yes, what would it be?
Dog
Cat
Goldfish XD
Sheep
Goat
Bird (parrot etc)
Bird (bird of prey)
WOOKIE!
Answered no (doesn't count)
25)
Now, for morals and common sense: You see some armed men threatening a family of 4 to give them supplies. The family pleads for help. What do you do?
Kill both, and take everything! Its everyone for theirself.
Simply kill the armed men, and partner with the family.
Talk to the armed men, and get the family, men and you to team up.
Kill the family, and team with the armed men.
26)
You are stuck in a one-story building. There are zombies trying to break down the front door. Luckily, there are multiple exits (some in unlikely places O.o).
Sparta Kick the door down, and say,"Adiós, Amigo!", while leveling your shotgun (or assault rifle, machine gun, rocket launcher, or MINIGUN O.o)
Stay where you are, and wait.
Climb that ladder to the attic that magically appeared, and wait.
Do #3, but jump out that attic window, action hero style.
Go into that random Prohibition-era tunnel trapdoor, and go until it stops.
Sneak out the back door, where no zombies are.
27)
The one that you love the most has been bitten. What do you do?
Tie them up, and look for a cure.
Give them a painless death, and bury them.
Kill them right off. No need for emotion now.
Give them a weapon, and tell him/her to take down as many zombies as he/she can before dying.
RUNNNNNN!!!!!!
28)
All of your guns have ran out of ammo, and you only have your melee weapon. There is a horde of zombies coming. What do you do?
RUN!
Charge, and hack away!
Hide
Sneak back to base.
29)
Last question: What would you do if you were about to die?
Fight till my last breath!
Eat the zombies back!
Die saving your family/loved ones/friends
