if you were about to die what would you do?

  shoot myself
  tell my mom

if someone offered you a cow would you kill them and eat their brains?

  no
  yes
  maybe
  okay!1!1

what would you do if you were going to die

  hide
  run to the bar and drink
  shoot myself
  tell my mom
  cry

if a fat person just crapped on your toilet and broke it what would you do.

  make him eat poop
  stuff his head into the toilet
  call your mom
  go to the store and buy toilet paper

if you fell off a cliff and were paralized for life what would you do

  nothing
  cry
  do myself with a gun

if you were being mugged and you were about to get shot by timmy what would you do

  hit him with my sandwich
  smile into timmys face
  crap your pants and scream like a coward

help im being killed!

  no
  okay mommy
  yes
  ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

true or false you are the oh great hotel manager on christmas

  true
  false

how many hotels have you been to

  67
  3
  21
  0
  7890
  987654321234456776
  56
  700
  98