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The True Pirate Test

Are you a true pirate, one who merely believes him-/herself to be a pirate or are you, in fact, an anti-pirate?


1) What way of downloading copyrighted material is the most popular today?

Websites
FTP
Gnutella (Limewire, Bearshare, etc.) or Kazaa
eMule, eDonkey, etc.
DC++
Torrents

2) Why do you think downloading straight off of websites is the most popular?

Because it's not as easy to trace.
Because the speed is much better compared to the others.
Because the HTTP protocol allows multiple sources to download from at the same time.
Because of all of the above.
I don't.

3) What is the similarity between the following forms of file sharing?
- Gnutella (Limewire, Bearshare, etc.) or Kazaa
- eMule, eDonkey, etc.
- DC++
- Torrents

They have all got the SecD.ht security system for privacy-protection.
None of these has the SecD.ht security system for privacy-protection.
They are all P2P (peer-to-peer) networking.
All servers officially allow illegal material to be shared through their systems.
All servers officially disallow illegal material to be shared through their systems.
They are all based on the source-code from Napster.

4) What is the most important of these alternatives to you?

To share information freely.
To protect copyright laws.
Not having to pay for stuff.
To download as much music and movies I can for as long as I can!
To increase the punishment for copyright infringlement.
To be able to preview stuff before I buy it.

5) What is "The Pirate Bay"?

An illegal website.
A website that offers you to download copyrighted material.
A legal site that offers you to download copyrighted material.
Some really stupid Swedish website.
A BitTorrent tracker.
A great place to download stuff (after you've limited the upload-limit to as low as possible).

6) Why is or isn't the Pirate Bay illegal?

It is illegal because they store copyright protected material on their servers without permission.
It is illegal because you can download copyright protected material through their website.
It is illegal because of the use of "torrents".
It is legal because they do not store any copyright protected material on their servers.
It is legal because in Sweden they do not have any copyright laws.
It is legal because it is not illegal to download anything from torrents, even if it's protected by copyright laws.

7) Is downloading copyrighted files stealing?

Absolutely!
Never.
Only if you don't pay the creators first (there are legal downloads as well).
Yes it is, but I don't care!

8) Do you download copyrighted material?

Yes
No
Yes, but only from DC++.

9) If you answered "No." to question 6, why were you lying?

I didn't answer no!
I'm afraid I'll get caught by the police.
I prefer to keep it a secret.
"I wasn't lying..."

10) Which of the following is the most immoral thing to do?

To download copyrighted material through the internet.
To upload copyrighted material through the internet.
To sell illegally made copies of products.
To buy illegally made copies of products.
To strangle a cat.
To claim piracy is an OK thing to commit.

11) Which of the following is the most moral thing to do?

Buy anything, everything, do NOT download!!
Support things you like by buying them.
Not paying for anything at all!! HAHA!!!!!!

12) Do you like Tetris?

Not if it's an illegal copy.
Only if it's an illegal copy.
Who likes Tetris??
I love it.
It's probably some sort of synonym for piracy, so I say NO!
It's probably some sort of synonym for piracy, so I say YES!

13) Do you consider yourself a pirate?

Yes
No

14) Do you call yourself a pirate openly?

Yes
Absolutely not!
I'm afraid to because it's illegal.
I'm no criminal! Death to piracy!!

15) Fill in the blanks of the famous catch-phrase for pirating.
(Remember, you can buy a t-shirt with this print off of TPB's webshop!)

... is ...

Downloading is Good
Uploading is Loving
Torrent is Excellent
Sharing is Caring
Downloading is Stealing
I don't know.

16) What is the logotype of the Swedish "The Pirate Bureau"?

A dead fish.
A ship that bombs Hollywood.
A CD made into looking like a corpse.
A cassette made into looking like a skull.
A pirate-ship.
A spacecraft with nuclear missiles.

17) Which is the worlds largest BitTorrent tracker?

Torrentz
TorrentSpy
TorrentReactor
mininova
The Piratebay
isoHunt

18) Why do you want to stop piracy?

I don't.
Because it's illegal, duh!
Because the creators has the right to get paid for what they make.
I don't, because I'm a true pirate and want everything in the world to be free!

19) Would there be a way for free downloading to co-exist with the market at which you buy your products?

Absolutely not!
Absolutely!
No, because there will always be those who want to pay for stuff.
No, because there will always be those who will download for free.
Maybe, it would definatively be worth a shot trying.

20) Will so called "legal downloads" with a fee attached eventually solve the issue with piracy?

Yes
No
Why would anyone pay for downloads?
Maybe.

21) What do you think of the Swedish "Anti Piracy Bureau"?

They're great.
Their cause is just.
I hate them!!
They are the illegal ones along with some organisations in the USA which aided the Swedish police in STEALING the servers from "The Piratebay".

22) What is the new documentary for piracy called?

I don't know.
"I Love Piracy!"
"Pirates of the Bay: The Downloaded Chest"
"Steal This Film"
"Copy This Film"
"Share This Film"

23) Have you donated money to the makers of this film?

No, that would be against the concept of piracy.
Of course I have. They deserve something for their work.
I would never support piracy. So, no.
Not yet.

24) What do you think of Thomas Bodstrom?

He is GOD!
He's the devil!
I don't care.
I have no idea whatsoever who this person is!

25) What do you think of Rickard Falkvinge?

He is GOD!
He's the devil!
I don't care.
I have no idea whatsoever who this person is!

26) Why did piracy ever get started do you think?

Because people don't want to pay.
Because everyone is a thief. If one can commit a crime and get away with it, one will.
Because people can't afford everything they want, they don't like far-away release-dates and mainly they want to try things out before they decide wheter to buy them or not.
It was "The Pirate Bay" who started the whole thing.
Started? Hasn't it always been here?

27) If you created something, would you like people to spread it on the internet for free?

Of course, I would make it freeware.
Of course, I'd expect those who like it to either donate or buy it.
No way! I deserve to get paid for what I've worked hard for!

28) You love piracy because...

I don't!!
People should learn to share more.
I want everything for free!

29) How many votes did the Swedish Pirate Party (pp) get in the last election (September 17, 2006)?

(Psst, there are about nine million people in Sweden.)

5'341
34'918
158'901
367'299
506'714
1'082'005

30) When did you last download something illegally?

Um... about two weeks ago I think.
Um... NEVER!! (yeah, right)
Yesterday.
I'm actually downloading something right now.
Must have been years since.
Does the fifyseven downloads I'm downloading right now count? Otherwise it's thirty seconds ago... no wait, something new got completed!


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