Lawyer - Lawyer Questioning An Officer

Lawyer: So you saw the defendant commit the crime?

Officer: No, another officer did.

Lawyer: And do you always trust everything other officers say?

Officer: I trust trust them with my life!

Lawyer:So officer, if you trust them with your life, tell me why you have locks on your lockers.

Officer: You see, our precinct just happens to be in the city courthouse. There are also lawyers in that building.

Rating: 3.07