Other - Rabbi And Priest

A priest and a rabbi are flying on a plane. The plane all of a sudden crashes into a mountain. The priest is looking around ot see if anyone survived. He looks and see a bunch of dead boddies and the rabbi who is still alive. He goes over and sees that the rabbi is doing the sign of the cross. So the priest surprised and happy says to the rabbi,"So I guess this near death experience has made you convert." The rabbi said, "No what made you think this." The priest now apauled said "Well I saw you were doing the sign of the cross." The rabbi laughing said, "Oh, I was just checking for my testicles specticles passport and wallet."

Rating: 2.55