Sick - Lottery

Two guys were sitting on a porch. One of them won the lottery.

"Man, I wish I didn't win all this money."

"Why not?"

"Oh, it's just that these girls I've had sex with all want a cut of the money or they'll put the sex tapes out to the public."

"Man, that sucks."

"I know, but I've learned my lesson: never go to family reunions."

Rating: 2.85