Science - The Quantum Mechanic

Jerry's car has broken down, so he takes it to a mechanic to get it fixed.
"So, can you fix it?" Jerry asks him.
"I used to be a quantum physicist," the mechanic replies.
"But can you find out what's wrong with it?" Jerry asks again.
"Oh, no. Sorry," the mechanic tells him. "I'd have to look at it."

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