Other - Crocodile

One day, there was a man who was a major alcoholic, but has no money. He walks into a bar where he can get free beer. All he has to do is drink a gallon of tobasco sauce, pull a loose tooth from a crocodile and screw a fat girl. At first, he says no. After a few days, he really wants a beer. So he takes on the challenge. He chugs the gallon of sauce no problem. He goes into the room with the croc and shuts the door. There are a lot of noises going on. When he comes out, he says "Okay, where's the fat girl with the loose tooth?"

Rating: 2.96