Offbeat - Good, Bad And Ugly

Good: Your son is fianlly studying.
Bad: He is studying porno tapes.
Ugly: Your'e in them.

Good: Your daughter has a job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your employees are her clients.
WAY Ugly: Look at her shoes that you wanted lest week, but couldn't afford!

Good: Your daughter has a boyfriend.
Bad: Your best friend.
Ugly: You just happened to meet him in the pharmacy with a box of condoms...

Rating: 3.03