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Office - Police Officer
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:
Officer: May I see your driver?s license?
Driver: I don?t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner?s card for this vehicle?
Driver: It?s not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That?s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner?s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There?s a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That?s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There?s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.
The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who?s car is this?
Driver: It?s mine, officer. Here?s the owner? card.
The driver owned the car.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there?s a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there?s no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there?s a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don?t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn?t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I?ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.