Office - Police Officer

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:

Officer: May I see your driver?s license?

Driver: I don?t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.

Officer: May I see the owner?s card for this vehicle?

Driver: It?s not my car. I stole it.

Officer: The car is stolen?

Driver: That?s right. But come to think of it, I think I saw the owner?s card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.

Officer: There?s a gun in the glove box?

Driver: Yes sir. That?s where I put it after I shot and killed the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.

Officer: There?s a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?

Driver: Yes, sir.

Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain.

The car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver to handle the tense situation:

Captain: Sir, can I see your license?

Driver: Sure. Here it is.

It was valid.

Captain: Who?s car is this?

Driver: It?s mine, officer. Here?s the owner? card.

The driver owned the car.

Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see if there?s a gun in it?

Driver: Yes, sir, but there?s no gun in it.

Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.

Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said there?s a body in it.

Driver: No problem.

Trunk is opened; no body.

Captain: I don?t understand it. The officer who stopped you said you told him you didn?t have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the glove box, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.

Driver: Yeah, I?ll bet the lying s.o.b. told you I was speeding, too.

Rating: 4.22