Office - Little Brucie

>Subject: Little Brucie
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>Little Brucie was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the
>children what their fathers do for a living.
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>All the typical answers came up, fireman, policeman, salesman, etc.
>Brucie was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
>about his father.
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>"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his
>clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer is really good,
>he'll
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>go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let them sleep with him".
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>The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring
>and then took little Brucie aside to ask him, "Is that really true about
>your father?"....
>
>"No", said Brucie, "My father plays footy for the Bulldogs, but I was
>just too embarrassed to say".

Rating: 3.22