Sex - Hand Wash

A guy walks into a pub and looks at the menu.

Handjob: $10.00
Cheeseburger: $2.50

The guy walks over to one of the attractive young waitresse and asks, "Are you the woman that does the handjobs?"

"Why, yes I am," she purrs.

The guy replies, "Well, wash your hands, cuz I want a cheeseburger!"

Rating: 3.37