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Sick - Chilli...twice

A man was cross country skiing. He was like, "I could go for some chilli." Then, he saw his calling. A sign read, CHILLI. 2.99. "Wow!" He said. He walks in. Then, he realizes he has no money. He sees a man with a full bowl of chilli in front of him. He walks up. "Hey sir, can I please have your chilli?" He says. "Sure, take it. I sure as heck don't want it." The man says. He gobbles up half the chilli, when he sees a dead mouse, floating in the bowl. He almosts immedietly vomits back into the bowl. Then, the man says, "Yeah, that's about as far as I got too."

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