HEY!!! Do you know...

First and foremost, do you have guy parts or gal parts
I am a guy
I am a gal
Use to have guy parts, now I have gal parts
A little of both
Eunuch central here!

Where do you live?
North America (Canada and United States)
Western Europe
Eastern Europe - Russia
South East Asia
The rest of Asia
Australia
South America
Elsewhere

Are you any good at math?
Yes
No

What does x equal in: 2x² - 5x + 3 = 15
x = {4, -1.5}
x = {4, 1.5}
x = 4
x = ?
What a stupid question, how is this suppose to tell me when I am going to die?

How often do you exercise?
Never
Couple times a month
Once or twice a week
Three or four times a week
Almost every day
Every day

Do you feel overweight?
No
Slightly
Yes

Stand up, stand strait, and look down. Do you see your toes?
Yes
Nope
The last time I saw my toes was 1982

Now that you are up, touch your toes without bending your knees. How does this feel?
That was EASY!
I was able to do it, but it hurt a bit
I was not able to touch my toes
How am I suppose to TOUCH my toes, if I cannot even see them! Argh!

If you are running a slight fever, what do you do?
Nothing, it will eventually have to go away. Right?
Take some over-the-counter medicine
Make an appointment with a doctor
Go to the emergency room

If you were to fall and break your pinky finger, what would you do?
Nothing, it will eventually grow back. Right?
Cry, that helps sometimes
Make an appointment with a doctor
Go to the emergency room

Do you come from a wealthy background?
Yes
Not really, more middle class
Poor as they come

Are you insanely rich, and have kids that hate you?
No
Yes

Do you currently have any form of medical insurance?
Yes, free physicals included
Yes, have to co-pay for everything
No
No, but we do have the village witch doctor

Do you have to currently inject stuff into your body?
No
Insulin
Heroin
Heroin and insulin

How many servings of fruits and vegetables do you eat per day?
5 or more servings per day
2 to 4 servings
1
0
We don't have fruits and vegetables in my country

Do you take a vitamin supplement daily?
Yes
Sometimes
No

Has a doctor ever told you that you were going to die at a young age?
No
Yes

Do you smoke?
Never
Very rarely
A couple now and then
Once a day
Quite a few a day
At least a pack (or more) a day
Smoke? you mean crack, right?

When you cough, what happens?
Nothing
There is some phlegm
I keep coughing for a few seconds, and there is phlegm
I cough for like a minute, oh and there is phlegm
I have to be admitted to a hospital--and there is phlegm

Do you drink alcohol?
Yes, wines only
Yes, and alot
Yes, but only once or so a week
Yes, but only once or so a month
No

Think of the last time you were drinking. How much did you have?
I don't drink
One or two drinks
Three or four
Five to six
More than six
Oh man! I was so plastered, I cannot remember!

How often do you engage in high-risk, recreational activities? (ie sky diving, bungee jumping, gun fights with the local gang, etc...)
Never
Once or so a year
Once or so a month
Once or so a week
Almost every day

Do you walk down dark alleys at night?
No
Yes

Do you work in dark alleys at night?
No
Yes

Do you find the boxes in dark alleys to be the most comfortable?
Yes
Um, no

Do you currently have all of your original, internal organs?
Yes
No, because I gave it to someone else
No, because the organ(s) were sick
No, because I sold some of them on eBay

About how many hours of sleep do you get per night?
Less than four hours
Four to six hours
six to eight hours
Nine to ten hours
More than ten hours

How often does stress enter your day?
Rarely, if ever
Once or so
A few hours every day
It occupies about half my day
STRESS!?! How dare you ask me about stress. I would like to
see you handle five kids, a deadbeat ex, two dogs, a cat, some
fish, two jobs, a perverted boss, and vengeful coworkers... How
dare you ask me about STRESS!!! AaRrrGH!

Go to your medicine cabinet. How many bottles have your name on it?
None of them
One or two
three or four
five to seven
I lost count at eight

For the next couple of questions, pick how often you feel, or are:


...Fearful:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Happy:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Sick:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Vengeful:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...At peace:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Coherent:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Tired when you wake:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Threatened by the mafia:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

...Sexual:
All the time
Most of the time
Some of the time
Rarely
Never

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Other

You get an awesome death-age graphic upon quiz completion. Will you share your death-age with others?
Yes
No