What's 1+1?

  2
  11
  Window

What's 2+2?

  22
  4
  I don't know! I need a calculator!

What's 4+4?

  44
  8
  Hey! Don't steal my calculator!

16+16. Choose the answer!

  32
  the answer!
  1616

What do you put in a toaster?

  Bread or something like that
  Toast
  Your worst enemy

What's the capitol of the United States?

  Washington D.C
  A building
  New York

What's the tallest freestanding structure in the UK?

  The Shard
  Emley Moor transmitter
  What's a freestanding structure?

Poseidon is the Greek and Roman god of what?

  Horses
  The sea
  Gold

An author:

  Writes books
  Writes stuff
  Does nothing except eat cake

You start with a toaster on your doorstep. You put in some bread and switch it on. What comes out three minutes later?

  Toast. Duh!
  Bread
  Pizza

Has anyone called you deficient before?

  Yes
  No
  What does that mean?

If you went on a computer what would you do?

  Play games
  Eat cake
  Create a complicated boring maths PowerPoint

What is made of water in the sky?

  My head on an aeroplane
  A balloon
  Clouds

Last question. What was the first question in this quiz?

  I LIKE CHICKEN
  Are you smart?
  What is 1+1?