What is your choice of base?

  My dad's office has a computer for hacking!
  The Moon! It could provide better defense!
  I will steal a gun or two from that American guy's pawn store and capture the street!
  My entire house! I will lock up my family in the cellar and set up barricades to keep old man Marley out!

How are you going to get money to start your scheme?

  I'll rob the sweets and confectionery store up the road!
  The supermarket has all sorts of valuables as well as money! I'll capture it and hold everyone there hostage!
  I'll hack my money!
  Let's raid my brother's £5,000 cash horde!
  I could just bribe people to do my bidding with my evil cuteness!
  Meh, who needs money when you have a machete and your dad used to sell uranium to terrorists?
  I don't need money!

How are you gonna gather minions?

  Bribe 'em with money!
  Threaten to kill them if they don't do my bidding!
  Put up job posters around the area!
  Threaten to blow up their house with my dad's uranium!
  Threaten to kill them, their family, friends and pets and blow their house up with uranium!
  Cute 'em out!
  Wire them up to a stink bomb and threaten to set it off!
  Kidnap them!

You just need £1 more and you could have your plan.

  Cute 'em up!
  Get a group of minions to flog it off an employee.
  Build a bomb-jacket. Then kidnap someone and strap it on them while they are knocked out cold. Dump them out on the street and radio them in via the jacket that if they don't give us £1 in the next hour-KABOOM!
  Ask a minion politely.
  Forge a fake £1 coin.
  Threaten to blow up the mayor's house for the £1.
  Meh, I can be in £1 debt for a while.

One of your family members have escaped.

  Let them go, they pose no threat to me.
  Pump their guts full of lead. They are nothing to me now.
  Throw them back in their cell and torture them and all the other in there.
  Put them back in without a word.
  Forgive them and brainwash them to become chief minion!

An employee's revolt at your evil [insert business here] and they are refusing to work!

  GUN 'EM DOWN!
  Throw them in the jail.
  Torture them into working.
  Threaten to blow up their house/chair/cage if they do not start working again!
  Kill their leader with a slow, painful and bloody death and hang them in the employee's lounge to show what happens to you if you get on the wrong side of me! MUHAHAHAHA!
  Blow the building up with the employees inside.
  Ignore it, we don't care about the money now, the plan is being worked on and is nearly complete.
  Fire them all, rebels or not.

The evil planning is going well; what should the base idea be?

  Zombie apocalypse!
  Nuclear war!
  Doomsday!
  Evil incorporated!

The base idea is planned, what is the point in your world domination conquest?

  Enslave everyone and own the universe!
  Destroy the human race and repopulate it with Zombies!
  Turn everyone into mutants!
  Changing the world's landscape, animals and plants!
  There was no point; I'm doing it because I was bored!
  Destroy this world and start from the beginning of man!

What is your offensive plan?

  Spread my plan via a disease!
  Nuclear weaponry!
  My cute, chubby face!
  The power of geothermal technology, nuclear power plants and a drop of cell mutation with a side order of burning bogies my friend!
  A more lethal version of brain cancer!

Did you enjoy this test?

  HELL YEAH!
  No, you pig-faced bufoon!
  I guess so...
  Nah!
  Of course I did you mother f*cker of a test writer!
  Perhaps, not like it's any of your business...*evil laugh*
  No, you b*stard!
  Do I care?