You see a zombie standing in a field but all you've collected are 5 dirt blocks. (I modified the code so zombies don't burn in day.) What do you do?

  quietly sneak away
  rush the zombie and beat it to death
  build a tower above you and hope it doesn't notice

You've collected some wood, what do you do first?

  build a pickaxe
  build a sword
  make a wood shack
  make a ton of fences and encircle yourself from fear

After making your first house, you wait out the night. As you leave your home, it starts raining lava and pools of it fill up all over. What do you do?

  try to dodge the falling lava and go exploring
  get back in your house and close the entrance
  get a bucket of water and try to harness the lava with a cobblestone generator

What is your house of choice?

  a cave fort (simple yet effective)
  wood/dirt shack (lazy bum...)
  stone tower (pick them off with arrows)
  underground mining complex (wait out the night with diamonds)
  farmhouse (with a farm)
  castle of stone or iron (kingdom-style)
  obsidian super-base (as high-tech as possible)

Creepers and zombies close in around you. Behind you is a deep pit with water at the bottom. What will you do?

  make an epic final stand
  jump in the pit
  try to push your way through the mobs and escape

How experienced are you at fighting mobs? (Be honest.)

  I scream when I see a pig
  I wouldn't stand a chance against three or more hostiles
  I have some decent fighting power and experience
  I am known as a master mob-slayer

Your fort is under siege. An sea of mobs stretches out into the distance, and zombies are bashing down your doors. What do you do now? (mwahaha.)

  scrounge up some arrows and pick them off from range
  activate the arrow dispensers and TNT cannons, then grab a porkchop and relax
  commit suicide by jumping into the horde
  grab a sword and fight to the end
  dig a tunnel away from the base to safety

Slimes are now hostile. While mining, you come across an abandoned mineshaft and three large slimes bounce your way. What do you do?

  slash them, never mind the little ones
  close up the entrance to the mineshaft and run
  sneak around the slimes and make a getaway

This is it, the final battle. Herobrine leads an army of creepers towards your base, and ghasts bombard it with fireballs. What will be your final move?

  never mind, I probably died at the beginning
  grab my sword and challenge Herobrine to battle.
  blast the army with my dispensers and cannons
  ragequit