What is your gender?

  boy
  girl
  mayonaise
  other
  Once, I found a spider in my house.

Why are you taking this test?

  To see if I am an idiot or not.
  I don't know.
  I am bored
  What was the question again?
  What test?

Who was the first president of the U.S.?

  George Washington
  Abraham Lincon
  Homer Simpson
  Mayonaise
  What is the U.S.

Do you have any brothers or sisters?

  Yes
  No
  Does a pet count?
  I still don't like math.
  Mayonaise

How old are you?

  0-30
  30-60
  60-100
  I don't know.
  What does age mean?

What is your favorite T.V. show?

  Spongebob
  None
  I don't know.
  What is T.V.
  Mayonaise

What does T.V. stand for?

  Television
  Tuna Vortex
  I don't like math.
  Tenis Volume
  Once, I went to school and learned.

Did you like this test?

  Yes
  No
  What test?
  I want more tuna vortex.
  I don't know.

Will you tell your friends about this test?

  I don't have friends.
  No
  Yes
  What test?
  I don't know.