In yer town, how many people are you related to?

  Every single one!!!
  Geez...like half. The other half is my friends fam.
  None...?
  Just the people in my house.

How many pets do you have?

  1-4
  4-7
  7-10
  Over 20
  None.
  None...but about 30 work animals.

What ur favorite breakfast?

  Steak and eggs.
  McDonalds.
  Milk from my cow.
  Coffee.

Your cousin twice removed comes for a visit. He's from the city....you...

  Ask tons of questions about the city.
  Don't a give a hoot about the city.
  Tell him to go back or carry his load by cleaning the horse stall.

How often do you bathe?

  Every day cuz of my job/school.
  Once a week, only Saturday night for church Sunday morning.
  Only when I got visitors visiting.

Do you like being inside or outside?

  Inside.
  Outside.

What music do you like?

  Country.
  Hip hop.
  Gospel.

What brand tractor do you have?

  John Deere
  International harvester.
  Other.
  Wats a tractor???

Do you go to mommas house every Sunday for the Sunday meal?

  I still live at her house!!
  Yes sir.
  No...why should I?

How old are you?

  13 and under.
  13-25.
  25-40.
  40+

Do you think you're a redneck? Do you wanna be one?

  I think am. Duh! I wanna be one!!!
  I think I am...but I am against my will.
  No, I'm not. Just a wannabe.
  Not at all!! Who wants to be one? Sick!

Last question! Promise! Do you have a thick accent or drawl?

  Yeah! And I'm proud of t!
  Naw