1)
Okay, so my toe asks your toe if he (cuz my toe's a she) thinks she's pretty. What does your toe say?
Ummm....sure.
*walks hurriedly away*
Darling, you are like the gorgeous summer sky, like a flower in full bloom...
YAH GIRL.
2)
My toe is crying because your toe hurt her feelings in some way. What does your toe do to comfort her?
Good girl *pats head*
HAHAHAHA!
Sweetheart, whatever I did to upset you I take back. You know that one look into your eyes turns me all mushy...I love you.
YOU R HOT WHEN U CRIES.
3)
My toe and your toe go out to dinner. Where does your toe take her?
Some fast food chain.
To somewhere with a valet and candlelight dinners and nice food. Oh, and there are roses waiting for her.
Your house.
WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT DINNER? I THOUGHT WE WERE SKYDIVING.
4)
5)
My toe has to move for her job. What does your toe say and do?
Say goodbye. And then hug her. And leave.
Baby, I would go to the ends of the earth for you! Let me come with you! I will pack up everything I own...
End it harshly. Don't reply to her a) calls b) texts c) emails
MMMM SRY MAYB WE COULD HAVE A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP
6)
My toe says the big one. Yes, she told your toe that she loves him. What does your toe say?
AAAAA I THOUGHT THAT THIS WASN'T SERIOUS!
Lovebug, I've loved you ever since I first laid eyes on your perfect face.
Ooooooooo-kaaaaay.
NOW WE'RE GETTIN SOMEWHERE!
7)
My toe all of a sudden finds out that she has cancer. :0 She gets hospitalized and what does your toe do?
Barf. Sickness grosses you out.
Stay with her day and night and cater her every whim.
Visit her once every month.
SRY BUT HEY AT LEAST U CAN TAKES OFF OF WORK!
8)
Okay, so my toe finally recovers enough to be sent back home. What does your toe do?
Yay.
Ask her what she wants. After all, she's the one who just had to fight off cancer, right?
U GO GRL NOW LETS PARTEEEEEE!
Congrats, cancer survivor!
9)
My toe gets a Ferrari. Omg! What does your toe do?
Hey, uh, can I, uh, drive?
Cutie, the color of that car makes your hair look even more beautiful than normal.
Good for you!
OOOOOO YAH U GO GRL
10)
Okay, last question: What is my toe getting for Christmas?
Chocolate. Again.
A ring *wink wink*
Roses and a Tiffany necklace
ME, AGAIN!!!!!!!!! YAY, GO ME!!!!!!!!
