This question does not count, we just want to find out what the band geeks play.
What instrument do you play?

  Trumpet
  Clarinet
  Drums
  Bass Clarinet
  Flute
  Saxophone
  Trombone
  Bass Guitar
  Other

How many bands are you in?

  Zero..I don't play.
  One.
  Two.
  Three.
  Four+

When you are humming a tune from band, it means that you are...

  Very happy.
  Drunk.
  Utterly Confused.
  Neutral.
  I don't have any tunes to hum!!! I told you I'm not in band!!!

What do you do in your spare time.

  Practice instrument/play in extracurricular band.
  Procrastinate the above.
  Hang with friends and occasionally bring up band.
  Play sports.
  Sleep.

What do you do at the D.S. Al Coda?

  Go to the Coda.
  Go back to the symbol, then at "To Coda" go the Coda.
  ????????
  Mom?! Help me!!!
  Huh?

List the Clefs.

  Stupid Clef, Blah Clef, and Whatever Clef.
  Trouble Clef, Baste Clef, and Sea Clef.
  Three letters: IDK.
  Treble Clef, Bass Clef, and "C" Clef.
  ???????
  Allegro Clef, Crescendo Clef, Piano Clef

Do you have a song from band in your head at the moment?

  Yes
  No
  Not Telling!!!

Do you find yourself competing with the other players in your section?

  Yes, I am the best!!!
  Yep, but I am not the best.
  No, I am the worst so nobody can compete.
  Nah, I hate competition.
  Sometimes.
  I DO NOT PLAY IN BAND!!!!! [me: leave, just leave.]

Do you think you are a band geek?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  I don't know, that is why I am taking this test!

Did you like my test? And will you rate? [does not affect score]

  Yes and yes.
  Yes and no.
  No and yes.
  No and no.
  Shut up!
  Not telling!!!!