how do you drown a fish?

  HELP!!! these people are trying to kill a FISSHHHH!!!
  add a copper penny to the tank! DUHH!!
  put it in your parents toilet bowl!
  add your brothers diaper contents to the tank!

how often do you accidentally lock your self in the car?

  very often
  never
  im too ashamed to admit the answer
  a few times... a day

does your parents know your stupid?

  shhhh dont tell
  yes
  no
  its obvious!

You sucked up your cats tail in the vaccum cleaner...

  call myself names while i smack my self
  freak out
  get help from the dog
  tell the parents
  appologize to the cat as your sucking it up!

if you have twenty-two pennies and four quaters and you take fifteen away... whats the answer?

  fifteen what away?
  wayyy in the minus...
  fifteen less cents... duhhh!
  im wayy too smart to attempt this question

How do you kill kill a deer when its already dead?

  You Can`t
  You Scare It
  Poke it with a leaf
  shoot it

in what kind of town do you live

  classy
  LOW maintence
  nothing to do here
  I just got mugged... and they took the computer im using...

If a cowboy rode into town on friday and stayed for three days and left on friday how did he do it?

  look a squirrel
  im not smart enough to know this...
  his horses name is monday
  there is no correct answer

1+0+1=

  2
  101
  who knows?
  are you messing with my mind?