Rip Van Winkle slept a long time. What did Albert Van Corny do?

  Go to Disneyland
  Went on a tragic vacation in the Bahamas, where he was eaten by a leopard seal and then spit up onto a rock.
  Played "Jungle Lagoon" minigolf in Myrtle Beach (which is fun by the way, I've tried it

What is this?
Hint: Sailboat

  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat
  Sailboat!!!!!!!!

Goldilocks met three bears. Who did Purplelocks meet?

  A Tuba.
  The Wright brothers
  Daedalus
  Britney Spears

Did you konw taht it deos not mttaer waht oderr the mddlie ltetres are in, you can raed it as lnog as the frsit and lsat lttrees are in the smae sopt?

  Yes I knew
  Yaeh 'cuosre I kenw taht!
  No Way!!!!!!

Ying for yang. Whats for bang?

  bing
  blubberface
  Name: ______________
  Bing Search Network

Shark! SHAAARK!!!

  Kill it!
  Feed it to Archie!
  Jump in a kraken's mouth to escape!
  Run!!!

Angry Birds versus green fat piggies. What do angry pigs versus?

  Themselves
  The angry birds
  The Noms of Nomland!

Psst... hey, the answer is Ghreno. I heard the producer blabbering on about it from the alley.

  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Ghreno
  Its this one! Never trust a fluffy doggy!

Ghreno.

  Whaaat?
  That was the answer to the last one!!!!!
  Ég í raun alveg sama.
  4 pints of milk...
  IYIYI