would you wear sandels

  yes
  no
  roller blades
  why would i wear sandels

you would rather drink

  wine
  budwiser
  water
  i want bread

in your spare time you like

  being the son of god
  partying
  playing in the water
  none of these

where would you find yourself on a saturday

  BBQing
  spending the day out on the lake
  beating up midgets
  feeding the needy

what would your suite look like

  white robes
  tuxido
  leather spikes and swords
  white and organe

how much material do you have written about you

  oh, tons. i mean literally, tons
  ive got a couple of track records
  ive got some stuff written bout me, but it aint good
  ive got a decent amount of material

finish this sentence, all i want for christmass is my _______

  two front teeth?
  my birthday
  a unicorns horn
  a baget, yumm

what is your favorite animal

  dog
  dog
  3 headed devil dog
  what

what would you do if you could turn water into wine

  drink till i was hammered
  its what i do
  umm kill
  that would mess things up for me