WEREKATS r the headline of a super duper reliable news paper in ur area... and ur cat just went missing! omg what do u do???

  draw mustaches on the picture of disapeared ppl
  buy urself a great dane
  put catnip in the houses of ppl u hate
  buy a floided SUV

you get home with groceries, and see a huge, scary fluffy cat shadow on the wall. Theres only one thing it could be...a WEREKAT! What do you do?

  Um, run away, shouldnt that be obvious?
  awww CUTE LITLE FLUFEL
  pour soy milk on it then trap it in a box!
  get a knife from a kitchen then take the cat 2 mcdonalds and sell it 2 the manager WERE EATIN CAT TONIGHT
  I don't like that last answer, I think I should get some points for that. Also, I'd run away, move out of the city, etc.

u go home from work and u find a message written in mouse blood on the wall it says I'LL BE BACK AND I'DE PREFER CHOCOLATE MILK NEXT TIME MOW MOW PURR u go into ur fridge and all ur milk and the tuna lunch u were gonna to eat tomorrow is gone! wat do u do?

  now wat imma gonna eat ????!!!
  go an stay at ur neighbor's house 4 awhile...
  board up windows, buy a better lock for your door
  go and get the requested chocomilk and tuna, then set up an elaborate trap for the werekitty when it comes back

where do you look 4 the cute litle demons?

  the pet store, DUH where else would they be??
  a fish advertisement studio
  a dairy farm
  follow the humans being draged footprints ocompanied by claw marks every 8 feet

you find the werekitty's secret hideout lair. What is your next move?

  send in the professionals while i cower in fear outside.
  boldly lead my team of pros into the lair, armed with only a water-filled spray bottle: the kitty's ultimate fear
  let the pros lead, but follow behind to help out if they need you, with your spray bottle of doom
  turn around and go home

the professionals assure that they dont need you, and it would be best if you waited outside and "kept an eye on things". you agree to wait. Five minutes after they go in, you hear noises, see shadows. Suddenly, seven werekats emerge from the shadows and surroound you. what do you do?

  scream shrilly and hope the pros hear you and come to your aid
  Stand your ground and hold out your spray bottle threatenly, spraying one and making it melt into goo just to teach the others a lesson
  Ninja-leap over the werekats and make a mad dash for the safety of your house, spraying the spray bottle behind you occasionally
  Stand up straight and try to look menacing. say in your best 'must be obeyed' voice "You werekats listen here. You can't eat people in MY town, got that? Now scramble!"
  pet the cats lovingly and feed them the candy in ur pocket

the werecats called on their thumb-posessing human slaves and they tied u up and hung you by ur pants 2 a street light how do u escape???

  ditch ur pants and run ther are more in ur car
  try 2 twist around and try 2 slide down
  same as answer 1 just aim 4 a really really fluffy cat
  sigh sadly as you realize you are doomed
  HA I WASN'T WEARING ANY PANTS

u escaped! and a random dude crawls up 2 with a picher of milk he says THEY DRUNK FROM IT ITS CONTAMINATED! wat do u do?

  drink it & )
  throw it as far away from you as you can then run
  throw it in the fireplace of some1 who moved away years ago then light then run then stuff the chimney up
  drive 2 the next town and put it there!!!

wat did u learn from this?

  nothing:)
  i should go visit my grama evertime theres a report of werekats