How often do you fart?

  Once in a blue moon
  Daily
  It depends on how often I eat burritos
  Every day in Math class
  Every step I take (Not exagerating)

How loud do you fart?

  A light whistle
  A pig snort
  An elephant sneeze
  A lions roar
  SHAKE THE HOUSE!!!!

Have you ever farted in a movie theater?

  Yes... No... OKAY ONE TIME PEOPLE, ONE TIME!!!!!
  Yes, but no one heard it because the movie was so loud (Thank god).
  No
  Yes and everybody heard
  No but my friend thought I did

What do your farts smell like?

  ROTTEN EGGS!!!! : P
  Normal fart
  Poop
  Yourself
  The hobo living on your street

Have you ever farted in front of a stranger?

  Yes!
  No
  One time I did
  I always fart in the coffee shop and everybody looks at me : (
  No but somebody farted in front of me

Do you make faces when you fart?

  No
  Yes
  Yes, I cry
  Yes, I squint my eyes
  Yes I make a pushing face, I turn red and I make fists

Do you fart in front of your friends?

  YES!!! ALL OF THE TIME!!!
  Yes, sometimes we fart at the same time
  One time we farted at the same time when we were on the phone!!!!
  NO WAY... YUCK!!! : P
  I fart in front of my friend every time I see him/her

Did you every fart in front of you parents?

  YES
  They fart in front of me, so why cant I fart in front of them!
  NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
  If I do they stare at me
  No but... they fart in their sleep HAHAHA

Did you like this test?

  YEAH!!! This is the one FUNNY test!!!
  Not really
  Its okay
  I guess
  Yeah my friend LOVE it!!!