What color is the green apple?

  Purple
  Green
  Blue
  Ugly, I hate you and apples.

When is the last time you brushed your teeth?

  What teeth?
  This morning
  I have to pee
  Yesterday

How many people are in this picture?

  One
  Two
  Three
  1...2...609!

R u stupid?

  Definitely.
  Yes, stupidity is fun.
  Hahahahahahahaha!!!
  I hate this quiz. I'm going to-oo a nickel.

Did you just laugh?

  Haha, can't answer too busy rolling on the ground with haha laughter.
  Duh, What did u think?
  No. That is not funny at all.
  Oo, look! A dime. A shiny one.

How shiny is your butt?

  Hold on, let me check...
  Very!
  Why do you want to know?
  Mom! Come look at my butt.

True or False? This baby's name is Ryan.

  True.
  False.
  This question is stupid.
  Awwh...the baby is so UGLY! Oh wait, that's my nephew.

If you could have any superpower, what would it be? *burp*

  The ability to make people stupid aka. StupidZap
  The ability to turn invisible aka. Invisibility
  The ability to turn invisible aka. Invisibility? Duh it's invisibilty! *fart*
  The ability to turn people into chickens with beards aka. ChickenBeardility

How many cute little piggies are in this picture?

  Seventeen
  14
  I'm stupid.
  I'm confused. What are we supposed to do. OMG! A nickel.

Did answer 4 of the last question make you laugh?

  I just went back and looked at what the answer was.
  Hahaha. No.
  Yes, it was hilarious!
  Huh? What? I'm confused! Eww! A penny. Yay! I'm randumb.

Are you bored yet?

  I was bored 10 questions ago.
  Is it over yet?
  What does bored mean?
  If I say no, will you give me a nickel?

This test is over. How does that make you feel?

  Thank God! FINALLY!
  Hmm...like I have to go pee.
  Like I want to rip your head off.
  Haha. Why am I laughing? Shut up!