Did you ever have a girlfriend?

  No.
  Yes of course!
  No but i couldve...

Can you bench your body weight?

  No thats impossible!
  Yes, who cant
  No, but almost
  Why does this even matter?

Do you dream of girls?

  Erm...no?
  Sometimes
  All the time!
  Pssh, girls? i dream of MEN!

Do you look up hot girls on google.

  All the time man... all the time.
  Yes.
  Only if i know them.
  WTH would i do that for!

Do you play stripping games

  Yea who doesnt?
  Wth is that?
  Um... no

Have you ever been over/invited and girl to your house?

  Never!
  Once or twice
  All the time!

Are you friends with any girls?

  No... why do you think i am taking this quiz!
  A few.
  Yea... of course i am!
  Ho ho ho piece of sht im not answering that!

How long do you spend playing on the computer

  Less then an hour
  1-2 hours
  2-3 hours
  3-4 hours
  I dont keep track, because i dont even want to know!

Do you spend more time outside or on the playstation

  Its about the same
  Outside of course!
  Playstation who wouldnt?
  Ho ho ho you piece of sht im not answer that