What does the "http" stand for in this web page's address?

  Highspeed Transfer Type Protocol
  Host Transfer Text Protocol
  HyperText Transfer Protocol
  Host To Target Partitioning

What is Ubuntu?

  A web browser
  An Operating System
  A company that makes computers
  A song

What is the difference between hardware, and software?

  Hardware is tough, like a computer case. Software is soft and breaks easily, like a floppy disk.
  Hardware is faster than software
  Hardware is computers and stuff, software is part of microsoft
  Hardware is the computer and its physical parts, software is the programs that it runs

What is a hacker?

  A really bad guy who destroys your computer and steals your passwords
  Somebody with an axe
  Somebody who knows lots about computers, but can use it for good or bad
  Somebody who fights for freedom of information

Do capitals in file names make a difference?

  Yes
  No
  Only if it's got a .exe extension
  Not on Windows

What does CPU mean?

  Core Processing Utility
  Core Processing Unit
  Central Processing Unit
  Central Power Unit

Does 8gb RAM make a computer faster than 6gb RAM would?

  Yes, the more you have the faster your computer will go.
  No, RAM has nothing to do with computer speed.
  No, except on rare occasion when you're using more than 6gb of RAM, or the 8gb RAM has a higher clock speed.
  Only if you have a big hardrive.

What's faster, 50MB/s or 50Mb/s?

  50MB/s
  50Mb/s
  They're the same silly, capitals mean nothing.

Does this make sense? "I kept getting Adobe Reader Update errors on startup, saying I had to restart to install the updates every time. So I went to the HKU startup registry key and removed the Adobe Reader value and rebooted."

  Of coarse.
  No, there's no such thing as adobe reader
  No, adobe reader doesn't install a key into HKU startup, it uses a service to update.
  No, there's no startup key in the HKU directory. Only HKLM and HKLU.

What does LCD stand for(Like an LCD monitor)?

  Light Contained Display
  Liquid Crystal Display
  Liquid Containing Diode
  Large Crystal-clear Display

Last question, we all know what the Internet is.. but what's does Intranet mean/stand for?

  It's the old internet
  It's the next internet, being made right now
  It's a web browser
  It's a large collection of local networks, so big it's like a small internet
  It's the stuff that makes up the internet
  It's like ethernet but faster