Do you ever ask questions like "If your favourite animal was a zebra, what would your second favourite australian animal be?" or along those lines?

  Of course I do, all the time!
  No. What kind of question is that???
  Sometimes, I guess.
  Errr...?

Do you ever blurt things out in the middle of conversations, such as "I LOVE turtles!"?

  Yeah...thats not random...is it?
  DUH!!!
  No! This test is weird.
  I wish I had a turtle...
  I like dishwashers. They do the work for me. :-)

When you're having a conversation, does the topic ever change suddenly and un-explainably? E.g. one second you're talking about homework, the next second chocolate pizza, the next rabid squirrels?

  Not really...
  not at ALL what kind of question is that?
  it happens to me all the time. ive gotten used to it
  YES YES YES YES !!!

spaceship is to stars as flashlight is to...?

  dark?
  what????? that doesnt make any sense!!!
  That's not a legit question!
  the answer IS dark, obviously!

when i say HIPPO you say...

  POTAMUS!
  HUH???
  I'm not going to dignify that with an answer.
  RHINO?!

Have you ever put ketchup on pizza just to try it out?

  yes.
  NO.
  eww.
  bacon?

Do you consider yourself random?

  yes, very.
  not at all.
  sorta, i guess..
  extremely!! im the best!!

Do you hang out with people whom you consider random?

  all of my friends are insanely random...I love them!
  no, it would drive me nuts.
  some of them
  i dont really notice...

Okay, last question. Only one answer will get you points. You have to be TRULY random to guess which one. the question is (drumroll) Bacon-Burger-Cheesy-Burger!?!?

  Fries-Shake-Mustard-Bun
  This is the stupidest question yet, and that's saying something!
  Jello-Chipmunk-Question-Mark
  Tree-Rock-Stick-Branch?
  I havent got a clue.
  Lettuce-Tomato-Caeser-Crouton
  Purple-Monkey-Dishwater
  LightBulb-Humanoid-Staple-Booper
  This is the RIGHT answer, TRUST ME...