Who is funny?

  Chuck Norris
  Barack Obama
  Adam Sandler
  Me

Who plays with puppets?

  Jeff Dunham
  Bernie Mac
  Larry the cable guy.(Get 'er done!)
  Me!

What is "funny?"

  Make me laugh
  Amusing, gives laughter
  people
  puppet dude

Do you watch comedy movies regularly

  No they are dumb
  Yes, that is where i get my jokes
  once in a while

Do you use jokes from other peoples jokes and say them and take in the credit

  no
  yes
  sometimes but i mostly tell people where i got them

If you take other peoples jokes and take credit you are not funny, am i right

  yes
  no
  sort of

Do you try to be funny?

  yes a lot
  a little
  no i play it cool

If you become funny then do you ALWAYS make jokes

  no
  yes
  i dont know

if you make more than a 70 you are funny, O. K.?

  okay
  no
  why would I