if this squirll met jacob black on the 1st of june what would it say?

  what!?! u r sooo weird!
  beeeebeeee the monkey!!
  hi?
  mirror!

QUICK! WHO IS THIS!?!

  GORGE, MY PET ELEPHANT! (HE HAS A UNICORN!)
  um.... a cave man?
  MEEEEEE! =D
  freak.

what did the cat say to me last february!?!

  okay what does this have to do with a lamba???
  i dont know!!!!
  MY RULLER GO WHEEEEEEEEE!

if i bought an ipod yesterday then what day did my cat eat my brother?

  THE FIRST TUESDAY OF 1934!!!
  WHAT?!?!?!?
  cats don't eat people! DUHHHHHH!

this is my sisters pet hamster, do you believe me?

  NOOOOOOOO!
  yup, that looks like a hamster to me!

coke or pepsie???

  why do i care?!?
  pepsi!!!!!!!!! and cows in a CD case!!!
  coke and a bunny with an ear infection

DO YOU LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!?!?!

  YEES!!!!! i love you justin! ( i also like vinager!)
  nope. he ugggggggly

witch face?

  XD or =]
  -_- or :(

p.i.e.

  YESSSS MR.CRONDAWG!!!!
  ummmmm....

this is mr.kitty and he isn't allergic to elmo, do you believe me?

  duh!!!! i alway have liked pop tarts!
  WTF!?!?!?

Do you love lemons?

  Y.E.S
  no

HAVE YOU RECENTLY BEEN VISITED BY A LEPRICON???

  omg yes!!! how'd you know? he even came with his trusty sidkick, mr.hairspray!
  lepricons don't exist, stupid!

you bought a red crayon, a box and a doll, what do you do with them?

  EAT THEM!!!!!!!!
  BAKE A CAKE!
  i don't know!!!

Quick before captian underpants kills us all, take this rubber duck!

  hello, and welcome to telus, how may we help you?
  WHAT!?!

did you like this quiz? (has no effect on score)

  YA i did!
  nope, sry tho!
  wow, i looooved it!