Are you a boy, girl or hermaphrodite

  Boy
  Girl
  Hermaphrodite

What color are the walls in your room (or what you would have them be, given your decision)

  White
  Black
  Red
  Orange
  Yellow
  Green
  Blue
  Purple
  Glow-in-the-dark-neon

How many parties have you gone to in your life (actual parties, birthdays excluded, as are self hosted and pathetic ones)

  1-5
  6-10
  Too many
  Anything that serves food...

How old are you?

  Ga-ga ga-ga
  Me talk good good
  Hello!!
  Yo, wazup?!
  Beer...
  Go to your room!!!!!!
  I smell like dust!
  I can't believe heaven has such good internet access

Do you have pets?

  Dog
  Cat
  Fish
  Hampster
  That dead thing under the couch
  Is mold considered a pet?

Have ever danced with anybody (formal/slow)

  Yep
  No
  Dancing?! AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!
  Who cares about dancing when theres food...

Whats your favorite food?

  Pizza
  S'mores
  Pasta
  Meat...
  What... I can only have one!!!!

Favorite time passer

  Reading
  Hanging out with friends
  MOVIE THEATER!!!!
  To the park!
  YouTube...

How awesome do you think you are?

  awesome
  Awesome
  AWEsome
  AWESOME
  AWESOME!
  AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  A-W-E-S-O-M-E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Can't answer that, my awesomness is oozing out onto the mouse and it's too slippery to click...