What is an: "windmolen"?

  A storm.
  A windmill.
  A applepie.

"One, Two, Three, Four, Five." in Dutch?

 
  oin, twoii, drai, vaar, voijf.
  hoi, ik, ben , klomp, man.
  een, twee, drie, vier, vijf.

How do dutchguys say: London?

  Londen.
  Applepie.
  Lendon.
  Just the same: London.

How says a dutchman if he act like a chicken? :P

  Pok, Pak, Pok!
  Tok, Tok, Tok!!
  Kip, Kip, Kip!

What is Elephant in dutch?

  Olifant
  Oilfaant
  APPLEPIE!! :P
  Elipant
  eliphant.

How do dutchmans say: OUCH!!

  pijn!
  hurt!
  oech!
  auw!!

How do you say "banana" in dutch?

  Banan
  banaan
  baanan
  baanaan
  Just the same: Banana

How do you say "Goodbye." in dutch?

  Doei!
  doog!
  goeddag!
  Applepie :D

What is an: "fiets"?

  bicycle
  car