do you produce liquid from your body?

  yes
  no
  ...................
  moo
  quack
  yes, i'm a cow.
  ....um next question please

do you have spots on your body e.g birth marks/ spots

  yes
  moo
  quack
  well, i do have a mole here it's........ OMG I've got cancer!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  sugar plum
  spots everywhere, i'm a cow

can you say anything other than "moo"?

  moo
  yes
  quack
  i lick <3
  IDK
  yes, i'm a cow. I keep telling you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you like roast beef?

  moo
  NO I DON'T EAT MYANCESTORS PUNEY HUMAN! I'M A COW!!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
  yes, yum yum
  no, i'm one of those veggy priks.

name your favourite drink from the list below...

  moo
  milk
  MOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOO OOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOO OOOOOOO OOOO.
  FART
  orange juice
  water
  Hello puney human, I WILL CRUSH YOU WITH MY COW WRATH!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!

Are you a biped?

  moo
  WTF is a biped?
  YES PUNEY HUMAN HOWEVER WE HAVE UPGRADED OUR STANCE TO ARACHNOPID!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
  yes
  no i'm a spider

is this your baby picture?

  moo
  OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT, PUNEY HUMAN FEEL MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  maybe
  My mom said that never left the photo album!
  lol what a noob! LOLOLOL

if a cow of the opposite gender looked at you in a way you weren't comfortable with, what would you do?

  moo
  say moo
  say "umm.......... o sh1t"
  RUN AWAY !!!
  SQUASH IT WITH MY POWERFUL OVER POWERING MASS!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the all important question...................(drum roll)

are you a cow?

  moo
  yes
  yes
  yes
  yes
  yes
  yes
  yes
  YES PUNEY HUMAN!