Why do you do this test?

  Think it will be fun
  I want to eat PIZZA
  To see how geeky I am
  Someone told me it was fun
  Someone told me it was boring
  I am bored
  To improve my score
  To beat my friend
  To beat my C++ program who has filled in this quiz

What browser are you using?

  I don't use a browser, what is it?
  IE
  Firefox
  Lynx
  Chrom(e|ium)
  Safari or Opera
  Self created browser
  Other
  PIZZA

Do you know the special relativity theory?

  No
  I've heard of it.
  Yes and I understand it
  ... and found the mistakes
  ... and corrected them so it works with Quantum Mechanics
  CHEESE?!

XKCD means?

  Nothing
  It has no particular meaning
  Xeno Keyed Cummulative Documumetary
  Handing in only the SHA1 hash, MD5 hash and CRC hash of your homework assignment along with the shellcode to a brute-forcer for your teacher to recover it.
  Xperimental Killing and Calculation Device
 
  A very large number

6 x 9 =

  28
  42
  54
  69
  9001
  I don't like math

Do you have friends?

  A lot
  Some good friends
  None
  Who needs them.
  Yes, I bought the DVD collection.
  Yes, I created a program called SimFriend.exe

If you want to know someones phone number?

  You use your phone book
  You google it.
  Phone? I only use mail / chat / forums / skype.
  Why should I want to know that?
  I PHND U, NUP

When was your computer last switched on?

  0 - 1 hour ago
  1 - 3 hours ago
  3 - 6 hours ago
  6 - 12 hours ago
  12 - 24 hours ago
  It's always on. E.g. If you couldn't find the stop button only the start button.
  I don't know, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

What games do you play most.

  Board- and cardgames
  Standard games like minesweeper
  MMORPG's
  Shooters
  Just playing around with the PC
  Wii
  Hacking
  I don't play games

If you could choose your teacher, who would it be?

  A young and sexy boy/girl
  Jimmy Newtron
  Barack Obama
  Idi Amin
  Albert Einstein
  Wikipedia