Are you a duck?

  Yes
  No
  maybe
  Lalalalala!!!

Are you made of rubber?

  Yes
  No
  Maybe
  Quack

Do you live in a house?

  Yes
  No
  ctrl+alt+del
  Er............Quack?

Can you swim?

  I never leave the water!
  No
  Yes
  I can, but I don't like it much.

Are you in a game?

  Er.......what?
  Yes
  Only in my imagination.

Do you smile a lot?

  All the time, I'm permanently grinning!
  Not really.
  I frown. I glare. But smile? Nope.

Do you get on well with people?

  Yeah! Everyone loves me!
  Sometimes I guess.
  I HATE THEM ALL!!!!1

Have you ever killed anyone?

  No!
  Yeah, its my hobby.
  I kill flies and stuff.....does that count?

Do you think this test was a waste of time?

  Yes. Why did I do this anyway?
  What does that have to do with ducks?
  Not really.