How are you?

  good
  Bad
  idk

Why did you choose to take this test?

  Because I want free money
  Because I want to hack Microsoft
  Because I want to get a free $15 gift card

What do you think is the correct answer?

  Me!
  No, click me!
  I'm correct!
  idk
  Don't listen to them! I'm correct

How is gif pronounced?

  Gif
  Jif
  If you search it up on the World Wide Web, you will find that it is pronounced jif

What came first, the chicken or the egg?

  Chicken
  Egg
  Frog

Is cereal a soup?

  Yes
  No
  If you searched it up on the World Wide Web on your Electronic Numerical Integrator and Computer, you will find that cereal is in fact a soup

Is pineapple on pizza good?

  YES!!!
  I haven't tried it yet but since I love judging a book by its cover I think it is disgusting
  I haven't tried it yet but I don't think it is bad

Does a straw have one or two holes?

  One
  Two
  Three

Are hot dogs a sandwich?

  Yes
  No, but I don't know what they are if they aren't a sandwich

Would you rather be poor and happy or rich and depressed?

  Poor and happy
  Rich and depressed
  (don't click this) myemail@yahoo.com yes yahoo is better

Yahoo! or Google?

  Google
  Yahoo!
  Bing
  Copilot
  i don't use microsoft

How many microsoft reward points do you have? (please don't lie)

  I don't use Microsoft (if you click this, get out)
  10
  50
  100
  500
  1k
  3k
  6k
  more (next question

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  1m
  I already answered