Born in?

  1920 & under
  1921-1945
  1946-1964
  1965-1979
  1980-1995
  1996-2009
  2010-2024
  2024+

This is...

  A phone.
  The old phone; but new.
  A thing that I don't know how to use.
  A satanic demon spawn forged in the darkest depths of tartarus.
  Bad
  Good
  That's something I don't have yet! Because im too young!

Ok. This is A...

  A polar bear.
  A polar bear impacted by climate change.
  A polar bear impacted by climate change by you "Millennials." I'll have you know that my generation is the only one that cares about the world. Back in my day, we had hearts. We still do. So if you "Millennials" think that all your problems were caused by us, think again.
  White bear on white dirt.
  The outcome of global warming.
  Answer 3 is boomer.

Content filler

  Cool
  What does "Content" mean?
  No! You shouldn't have questions like these in your test. I am creative, unlike you millennial.
  (Im actually gen z.)
  No.

You have 2 Middle aged men (Gen X) in front of you in line at the coffee shop. What do you do?

  Nothing
  Be bored
  Ask them to move.
  Cut in front.
  Cut in front because they're actually Millennials disgusied as Middle aged people to kidnap me and the rest of the baby boomer generation. Being the smart person I am, I said a word to them. The sensitive Millennial crybabys ran away like a moving fountain. I have never been so proud of myself.

Shut up, boomer.

  I not boomer
  Who?
  That's a little insulting to me.
  No.
  I am utterly offended by this question since this is basically the N word but targeted on ME. I have been through more hardships than you can imagine. Like hurricanes to terrorist attacks, I've had it MUCH more worse than you. I deserve the best care and comfort in all of the history of the universe.
  The rants are a little long.

Who to elect, Who to elect.

  Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden Biden
  Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump

e to the e

  e to the e
  e
  e
  e
  stop playing that silly humor of you Millenials. It is not funny and it is confusing. Here's humor: Knock knock "Who's there" Boo. "Boo who?" Haha you Millenial is crying.
  e
  e
  e
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  What?
  What is this "Terrible Milennial humor?"
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