1)
Are you stupid?
That's a stupid question
Duhhh, are you stupid?
What does the word "stupid" mean?
Um
Yes
2)
What are your thoughts on potatoes?
What's a potato?
Don't call me a potato, you stupid name-calling idiot
Yes
I don't have a brain with which I can know what potatoes are
Potatoes are the anchor for my soul, the air in which I breathe
3)
What's 1 + 1?
GAH!! ALGEBRA!!
Potatoes
Pfft, you just don't know
42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything
What's math?
4)
5)
This is a TRUE OR FALSE question.
True
Also true
Potatoes
Well, what is it?
Those are some big words
6)
Do you know Da Wae?
Save the queen
Potatoes are Da Wae
Do you know my mom?
Is that a meme?
... to San Jose
7)
What's a meme?
A little piece of heaven on earth
A meme is Da Wae
A meme is a common mispelling of the word "memo", which is a written message (especially in business)
What do you think this is, 2019?
Duhhhh (makes Neanderthal face)
8)
Do YOU think you're stupid?
Yes, I think you're stupid
Potatoes
12
I think, therefore I am
Duhhhhhhhh
9)
May I ask you a question?
You're stupid
False
Sure-- Ohhhh that WAS the question
What's a question?
Duhhhhhhhh
10)
How do you spell FBI?
I don't know
P-o-t-a-t-o-e-s
GAHHHH MORE ALGEBRA!!!!
With Avada Kedavra
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11)
Would you take candy from a stranger?
No, that would be mean
I'd rather have potatoes
Who wouldn't pass up free candy?
No, it might have a gun inside of it
I don't even know what candy is
12)
What do you think I'm thinking right now?
What kind of stupid question is that?
Potatoes
You're tallying up how stupid I am, and if I answer this question incorrectly you'll consider me even more stupid, thus adding points to my overall percentage
Get a brain before you try thinking, kid
Duhhhhhhhhhh
13)
What's 2 + 2?
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR CALCULUS!!!!
2 + 2
Didn't you already ask this question?
42 x 2
You don't even know, do you :D
14)
What's your natural hair color?
Blonde
Blonde
Blonde
Blonde
Blonde
15)
How old are you?
GAHHH!!! WHY WOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING??? YOU MIGHT HACK ME!!!!
Younger than YOU
3.14159265358979323846...
As old as me
I don't know
16)
What do you do for fun?
Read memes, watch vines, text, and take stupid quizzes so I can show my friends
Die
Go on picnics, read a book under the trees, and splash around in the creek with my friends. (I also live in the 1800s.)
No
Yeet
17)
What's the best way to prevent a house fire?
Burn everything I own
Make my mom hide the gasoline, I'm a mini pyromaniac
Stay calm and eat potatoes
Live in a hole underground
Duhhhhhhhhh
18)
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False
What?
E398geaijt3atugjgfok9!!!
Did you just cuss at me?
Duhhhhhh
19)
At the end of this test, how stupid do you think you'll turn out?
I'm stupid
Um, what's the highest number in the universe? I can only count to three
Less stupid than you
Yes
Duhhhhhh nuh uh im not stoopid
20)
How stupid was this test?
Almost as stupid as you
Stupider than a really stupid thing
Potatoes
Hold on, I'm still trying to figure out the first question
No one's told me what the word "stupid" means
