Are you stupid?
That's a stupid question
Duhhh, are you stupid?
What does the word "stupid" mean?
What are your thoughts on potatoes?
What's a potato?
Don't call me a potato, you stupid name-calling idiot
I don't have a brain with which I can know what potatoes are
Potatoes are the anchor for my soul, the air in which I breathe
What's 1 + 1?
Pfft, you just don't know
42, the answer to life, the universe, and everything
This is a TRUE OR FALSE question.
Well, what is it?
Those are some big words
Do you know Da Wae?
Save the queen
Potatoes are Da Wae
Do you know my mom?
Is that a meme?
... to San Jose
What's a meme?
A little piece of heaven on earth
A meme is Da Wae
A meme is a common mispelling of the word "memo", which is a written message (especially in business)
What do you think this is, 2019?
Duhhhh (makes Neanderthal face)
Do YOU think you're stupid?
Yes, I think you're stupid
I think, therefore I am
May I ask you a question?
Sure-- Ohhhh that WAS the question
What's a question?
How do you spell FBI?
I don't know
GAHHHH MORE ALGEBRA!!!!
With Avada Kedavra
Would you take candy from a stranger?
No, that would be mean
I'd rather have potatoes
Who wouldn't pass up free candy?
No, it might have a gun inside of it
I don't even know what candy is
What do you think I'm thinking right now?
What kind of stupid question is that?
You're tallying up how stupid I am, and if I answer this question incorrectly you'll consider me even more stupid, thus adding points to my overall percentage
Get a brain before you try thinking, kid
What's 2 + 2?
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR CALCULUS!!!!
2 + 2
Didn't you already ask this question?
42 x 2
You don't even know, do you :D
What's your natural hair color?
How old are you?
GAHHH!!! WHY WOULD I TELL YOU ANYTHING??? YOU MIGHT HACK ME!!!!
Younger than YOU
As old as me
I don't know
What do you do for fun?
Read memes, watch vines, text, and take stupid quizzes so I can show my friends
Go on picnics, read a book under the trees, and splash around in the creek with my friends. (I also live in the 1800s.)
What's the best way to prevent a house fire?
Burn everything I own
Make my mom hide the gasoline, I'm a mini pyromaniac
Stay calm and eat potatoes
Live in a hole underground
Did you just cuss at me?
At the end of this test, how stupid do you think you'll turn out?
Um, what's the highest number in the universe? I can only count to three
Less stupid than you
Duhhhhhh nuh uh im not stoopid
How stupid was this test?
Almost as stupid as you
Stupider than a really stupid thing
Hold on, I'm still trying to figure out the first question
No one's told me what the word "stupid" means