Which food do you eat every night?

  Lentils
  Tofu
  Salad
  Chicken Salad
  Meat
  Nothing

Where do you go to the toilet?

  In my private bathroom of course
  Public toilets
  Someone else's bathroom
  A bucket
  In the cabbage patch

Which of these phrases do you say the most?

  You got a light?
  Got any change?
  Peace
  Death to Thatcher!
  Dave isn't here, Man...

What do you usually smell of?

  Weed
  Pig poop
  Soil
  Fruit
  Mass produced, artificial scents

What type of dancing do you prefer?

  Free love
  Splash dancing
  Moshing
  Ballroom dancing
  Breakdancing

Which of these slogans would you have on a T-Shirt?

  I Love McDonalds
  I come with my own background music
  Get on T'internet!
  Meat is murder
  Make weed not war

How would you feel if they tore down all of the rainforests?

  It seems like a time to kill...
  I'm going to cry for the rest of my life!
  I'll try to replant them
  They're just forests, and they got in the way
  Am I bothered?

If you could be any animal from this list, what would you be?

  A Hamburger
  A Spayed Dog
  A Penguin
  A Lion
  A Bee
  A Hippie

What will you do with your funky graphic?

  Put it in the compost bin
  Give it to goodwill
  Feed it to the dogs
  Leave it
  Rip it up