what does Own3d mean?

  Peace with your fellow man/woman
  Severe physical (and probably mental) harm
  WTF??? I only like the flashy title!

Are you a good sport at getting Own3d?

  Yes! i wish to be peaceful with man!
  Hell no! I prefer dealing out the 0wn4g3!
  Dunno... Possibly...

Would you laugh at someone attempting to ride his/her bike off a rollercoaster track and he/she falls off and breaks several limbs and loses several teeth during the floor/mouth transaction?

  Oh no! I would never see a person in so much pain!
  Yeah! the more blood the better my dear old tester...
  What?!? speak English!

If you have any siblings/ relatives. would you own them yourself with any natural or simple methods? i.e: armpit in face or bucket of water dripped over head?

  That's just sick! I prefer to have safe fun with them.
  yeah! and worse!
  From time to time- just like what usually happens

Nearing the end of this test. Would you like to own somebody after completing this test and getting your cool graphic?

  No, I only did this because i was bored...
  Sure! and I'm gonna force feed them my awesome graphic!
  Maybe- depends on what comes up really...

For all the hippies: have you ever own3d anyone EVER in your life?

  Never. It is too harmful to the daisies and all that hippie crap...
  More than you can count on a supercomputer!
  From time to time. Whenever the opportunity comes along

If you're brave- are you gonna show anyone the graphic you recieve?

  No- I would be too embarassed
  I'm gonna stick it to em! Yeah!
  Possibly- depends on the results