How straight can you draw a straight line? (Without a ruler)

  I might as well be using a ruler
  I draw slightly wobbly lines
  Only a blind person could think I can draw straight lines well
  I can't actually use a pen/pencil

If you were making a drawing you would make ____

  A difficult to draw chair
  An animal
  A lack of a drawing
  Modern Art

Do you have anything to write with?

  Yes
  No

How long do you spend on drawing?

  I don't draw
  Could you rephrase the question?
  I'm constantly drawing
  About as long as Bob Ross
  1 hour
  I make modern art not drawings
  < 1 hour

What is your favourite out of these paintings?

  Mona Lisa
  I forgot its name
  Any Bob Ross Painting
  A blank canvas. So little, yet so much is expressed...

Do you spend ages on little details?

  Yes, I'm Autistic
  Of Course! More dog hairs makes for better COD games.
  No
  Yes

Can you draw hands?

  Yes
  You mean those baguette things, right?
  The proportions are usally a bit off
  Only if the hand is out of frame

Do you enjoy art exhibits?

  Yes, they are really lame.
  Only modern art ones
  No, they are really lame
  I don't have time to walk around, I'm too busy drawing
  Only if there is a noose nearby

If there is someone better than me at art, I usually...

  Ignore them
  Burn all their art. No competition means more money
  Ask them for some tips
  Forge their work
  Punch a hole in it to make it in line with modern art standards