What was Spongebob going to be named before the name Spongebob was picked?

  SpongeBoy
  SpongeyBoy
  SpiffyBob
  SporkFork
  Spongebob
  SpongeBot

Who says this quote?

"I order the food, you cook the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die."

  Patrick
  Plankton
  Squidward
  Sandy
  Spongebob
  Mr. Krabs

Which line comes first on Spongebob's socks?

  Red
  Hot pink
  Gold
  Peach
  Green
  Blue

What does SpongeBob's welcome mat in front of his house say?

  Welcome
  Go away
  Ahoy
  Howdy
  Cheese
  Fred Fredburger

What does SpongeBob do in order to honor his best friend, Patrick?

  Make love to earwigs
  Eat string
  Belly dance
  Wear pink underpants
  Sniff his armpits
  Frollic through Jellyfish Fields

Finish this song

I need 4 ply 4 ply when...

  I cry
  I crap
  It rains
  Orange striped pandas eat
  I'm sly
  I spy

How much does Spongebob weigh?

  4 ounces
  24 pounds
  9 ounces
  987,654,321 pounds
  1 ounce
  Nothing.. he's a drawing

When Mr. Krabs declares that the Krusty Krab will be open 24/7, how many times does Spongebob pinch himself to make sure he's awake?

  7
  6
  8
  10
  4
  9

Who says this quote? (REALLY HARD) *snickers*

"Marty. I'm scared."

  Spongebob
  Sandy
  Janet
  Scooter
  Jeff
  No one has ever said that on any show