Do you have pale skin?

  Yes, people think i'm a vampire
  Kinda. People say that my skin tone is 'dead person white'
  Nope, spray on tans are my life
  Mickey Mouse is more tan than me
  No, I spend a lot of time in the sun
  Yes...I think...Kinda...No...
  Yeah, pretty i'm pretty pale
  I'm in the middle
  I'm as red as a tomato

Are You Popular?

  No, not at all
  People don't seem to notice me...
  I'm rarely noticed....
  OMG YES #POPULAR
  eh, kinda
  Pretty popular...
  Sheep is more popular then me..... :(

Are People Scared Of You?

  Yes, they all run in fear at the sight of me
  No one notices me...
  A few wimps run in fear when they see me
  Everyone runs towards me because i'm popular
  1 Person is scared of me.....my mom

Are you dumb?

  Yes
  No
  uh.....fine....yes
  no #smart
  yes #dumb

What color are your eyes?

  Evil Red
  Pretty Pink
  Moldy Green
  Dum Wu Blue
  Dead Grey
  Poop Brown
  Poop Head Hazel
  Creepy Yellow
  No Eyes

What is your favorite kind of weather?

  Rainy
  Stormy
  Windy
  Humid
  Dry
  Sunny
  Dumb
  Night time
  Poophead o' clock

What do you usually wear?

  Dark colors like grey, black, or dark shades of blue/purple
  Nothing (oh)
  Pink and Neon
  Dresses
  Old Lady/Old Man Clothes
  Jeans and a sweatshirt/T-shirt
  I'm a farmer (what?)
  I wear poop
  Old fashioned Clothes that are creepy

Have you ever stolen anything?

  Yes, I stole 1 peanut from the grocery store. (oh, you rebel)
  Yes, I stole car
  I stole someone's life (WHAT?!?!?!)
  I stole a rat's favorite poop pile (good for you...)
  No, I am a nice person
  I robbed a few banks
  I steal all the ladies... because I'm so hot (oh how nice)
  Is stole a dollar from the tooth fairy
  I plucked out my dad's beard and stole it while he was sleeping

Have you ever been in a life or death situation?

  I almost choked once
  No #smart
  I've almost been in a car crash a few times...
  I have been in a fatal accident, people around me died
  I almost ate my own poop

Did you enjoy this quiz? (does not effect score)

  Yes
  No